I am a lady.

benjaminspanklin:

v (◉︵◉) v

remember that one time you called your teacher mom

(via mdarb)

this is still my fav pokemon combo

trippin-through-reality:

fluxthepolice:

elmolester:

fluxthepolice:

Ecstasy pills, found and confiscated by DEA as evidence.

imagine how much weight i would lose if i popped all those mollys

“mollys”

haha pretty sure that guy just hopped on the scene with the rest of the population last month.

1time-4yourmind:

trvst-issves:

ofwillgkta:

THIS IS THE BEST GIF ON THE INTERNET

lmfaoooooooooooooooooo

i feel really bad for her if someone caught her by her tit…

cuhlestial:

steaktumblr:

This is why you marry your best friend.

ugh. I have to reblog this. I am bound by a code.

this was seriously a struggle not to reblog